Sailor HotShot: Since the stats for just about all of the sailor senshi can be found everywhere, I decided to put Chibi-Usa's information up as an interview of sorts. It'll hopefully save my insanity clause...

Chibi-Usa: You have an insanity clause? Since when?

Sailor HotShot: Since that LitaKino4444 person started flaming me over a year ago...when she was calling me a wannabe...

Chibi-Usa: But you were using my name...

Sailor HotShot: Because at the time I was wanting the shrine to be like it was all about you, from your prospective. But enough about me, we're here because of you. For the record, please state your name and where you come from.

Chibi-Usa: I'm Princess "Small Lady" Serenity and I live in the palace in Crystal Tokyo in the 30th century.

Sailor HotShot: But most know you as Chibi-Usa (and/or Rini for the dubbed audience). Why?

Chibi-Usa: I also share the name of Usagi (pronounced oo-sah-gee), which was my mom's name in the 20th century. Since I'm the younger (and obviously smaller) of the two, I was then called Chibi-Usa (pronounced chee-bee-oo-sah). As for that dubbed name, I'd love to get my hands on the one who came up with that name....literally! It's such a...

Sailor HotShot: Yeeeah...We know. Not the best name in the world. Not to mention not the easiest to spell. Where as it's officially R-I-N-I, several sites have it Rinee, Reenee, Renie and so on....But anyway, are there any other names you go by?

Chibi-Usa: *nods head* I'm also the pretty sailor suited soldier in training, Sailor Chibi-Moon. In the dubbed version it's *gags* Mini-Moon!

Sailor HotShot: And it's a few letters off from Mini-Me, that one character from those Austin Powers movies. *cringes* Wait-a-minute though, isn't mini and chibi roughly the same thing?

Chibi-Usa: Would you rather be made fun of and compared to that Mini-Me character or to be known as a senshi?

Sailor HotShot: *sweatdrops* A senshi any day.

Chibi-Usa: Case closed.

Sailor HotShot: Next question...Hmm.. I know quite a few of us females hate to state our ages, but we just got to know. How old are you really?

Chibi-Usa: You mean you haven't figured it out already? I'm 903 years old and still looking like a 12 year old.

Sailor HotShot: Gee, that Ginzuishou (Silver Imperium Crystal to all you dubbed fans) sure must of had an age defying effect... Speaking of which, what really happened to it when you first tried to take it?

Chibi-Usa: Two things....Semi-alternate realities known as anime and manga. In the manga, I had it and a Time Key dangling from a necklace when I went into the past. In the anime, the Ginzuishou disappeared into my body when I wanted it thinking that it'd supposedly help me be more like a lady, just like my mom.

Sailor HotShot: I see, so you're also eating all your veggies, like carrots, to grow up strong, right?

Chibi-Usa: Carrots? Blech! You've got to be kidding! I hate carrots.

Sailor HotShot: *sighs* So much like Usagi...

Chibi-Usa: What?!

Sailor HotShot: Never mind...next subject is 'Friends and Relationships'. If you could only pick one, who would you pick, Helios or Peruru?

Chibi-Usa: This has to be a trick question, right?

Sailor HotShot: The only trick is to get you to answer it.

Chibi-Usa: *gets dreamy look in her eyes while thinking about Helios and Peruru*

Sailor HotShot: Oh brother....Fast forward to the next topic. Anti-Chibi-Usa sites. I've seen quite a few that were pretty bad in quality. Most that I've saw were "I hate Chibiusa! She's too pink and sugary."

Chibi-Usa: If I weren't pink and sugary, there'd be no point in me being around. That pink-ness and sugary-ness is what makes me different from the others, just like each of us has a different hair style and color...it's to be able to identify us more easily.

Sailor HotShot: Uh huh. But there's one Anti-Chibi-Usa site that I like...'The Chibi Project'. It's it kept my attention throughout all of the pages. And it's the only one I'll ever link to (unless it decides to disappear off the face of the internet). But anyway, there has been some controversy about who your real parents are. Some people have speculated that Setsuna (Sailor Pluto) is your real mother...

Chibi-Usa: What idiot would say that?

Sailor HotShot: The same ones who say that to cover up the 'affair' between Setsuna and Mamoru, they decided just to claim that you were the child of Usagi and Mamoru.

Chibi-Usa: Who came up with that stupid idea?

Sailor HotShot: Not sure. I do think it was because of the color of the eyes though.

Chibi-Usa: Geez...what next? Are they going to claim that Minako and Usagi are related because of the blue eyes and blonde hair?

Sailor HotShot: *sweatdrops* Now, now Chibi-Usa, I don't think that you should be giving them any ideas for misinformation...We have to leave something for Minako to do, since she's a well-spring of misquoting and the like.

Chibi-Usa: *continues to rant about misinformation*

Sailor HotShot: Um, yeah. I believe I hear my guardian animal calling me. So this wraps up the interview until further notice. Bye! *runs out of the room before Chibi-Usa has a chance to power up and use any attack that appears after "Pink Sugar Heart Attack"*